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[January 22]
what the bloody fuck

i bought out the entire stock of

what's that place called? that divination place. whatever, bought it all today. every single last goddamn thing there. it was the weirdest fucking thing. i was about to go into that fancy clothing shoppe for women because i felt this incredible urge to buy a pretty dress nevermind, not the point. so then i saw the sign for the divination thing and just had to have it all.

what the fuck am i going to do with all this shit?

[December 27]
oh fuck. this is what i get for sleeping through all of christmas day and boxing day.

so glad i didn't take a holiday to india or thailand or some place like that

orsy, i got a brilliant idea i want to run by you, where the fuck are you? we should go to indonesia. like right now. and before you ask: no, i'm not drunk or high right now. i am dead serious.

[December 22]
i was about to say that i'd forgotten all about how fantastic living here is (maids a-milking - they can milk me all night long if you catch my drift - and ladies dancing - hi addie they're still not prostitutes)

but then a fucking bird took a shit on me

not a woman because i'm not into that. it was a real live goddamn bird. right on my head.

BIOGRAPHY // [info]euphorialane [December 20]

I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky? When you are cold and wet what else can warm you? Before an attack who can say anything that gives you the momentary well-being that rum does? ( The only time it isn't good for you is when you write or when you fight. You have to do that cold. )

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